MRS. BENNET

music & lyrics by:
Robert Harrison

(inspired by Austen)

The mother of all mothers marries
off her daughters one by one.

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i have Netherfield
i got Pemberly
Kitty’s next in line
Mary’s on the tee

Bingley in my pocket
Darcy in my wallet

mother of all mothers
mother of all mothers

Wickham, he’s my favorite
do it from time to time
he’s not short of cash
long as he double-times

Darcy in my wallet
Wickham in my corset

mother of all mothers
mother of all mothers

i have Netherfield
i got Pemberly
Kitty, she’s next in line
Mary’s on the tee

Bingley in my pocket
Darcy in my wallet
Darcy in my wallet
Wickham in my corset

mother of all mothers
mother of all mothers